Pizza Delivery Results in Death of Mining Ship

A DELIVERY OF EIGHT THOUSAND ODD PIZZAS HEADING FOR SOME PUNKS POS IN GELFIVEN WAS COOKING AWAY IN THE HOLD OF THE DRAEK OVEN BOAT DELIVERY BATTLECRUISER WHEN LEAVING ATLAR WE WERE INEXPLICABLY BUMPED INTO BY A RETRIEVER THAT MUST HAVE BEEN LOST OR SOMETHING.

PIZZA DELIVERY DRONE

ORDERING MY HEAD PIZZA GUY TO ISSUE A SITUATION REPORT ON THE PIZZAS HE REPORTED BACK THAT SOME OF THE EXPENSIVE LONG-LIMB ROES HAD FALLEN OFF THE LUXURY MEAT FEAST AND HAD MIXED INTO THE THUKKER TRIBE CHEESE MIX DELUXE. THIS WAS NOT GOOD NEWS. WE PRIDE OURSELVES AT COVERT PIZZA EXPRESS ON OUR FINE SERVICE AND PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT SQUASHED UP AND MANGLED PIZZA.

THE IMPACT HAD RUINED SOME 130 PIZZAS!

AS THE DRAEK BEGAN TO STRAIGHTEN AFTER IMPACT I GAVE THE ORDER TO SMOKE THE GOD DAMNED MINING BOAT OUT OF THE SKY! HAVING JUST COMPLETED HEAVY MISSILE SPEC TO LEVEL 5 SOME MINUTES EARLIER I WAS GETTING A TWITCHY TRIGGER FINGER ON MY MISSILE COMMAND BUTTON THAT SAT RIGHT NEXT TO THE SWITCH FOR OVERHEAT ON THE OVENS.

CALDARI NAVY SCOURGE HEAVY MISSILE

FFFOOOOOOOOOOSH WENT THE FLIGHT OF MISSILES AND BANG WENT THE RETRIEVER!

WE SAT OUT OUR CRIMINAL FLAG AND REARRANGED THE PIZZAS THE BEST WE COULD BEFORE MOVING ON TO OUR DELIVERY SYSTEM WHERE WE RECEIVED A MISERABLE TIP OF 26 ISK.

KEEP THE CHANGE YOURSELF NEXT TIME PUNK.

fIRE.