Saturday 16 April 2011

Hello Space Boat Violencing people

MY NAME IS FIRELIGHT MORGENSTERN, I AM AN ACHURAN CALDARI PILOT WHO WEARS THE COOLEST SHADES, HAS THE FLASHEST RIDES, THE BEST WOMEN AND THE NEATEST TRIMMED CREW CUT AND BANG TIDIEST BEARD THIS SIDE OF CALDARI PRIME.

HOLDING CAMERA PHONE IN THE MIRROR


SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF ME. THAT'S COOL. AS A SPACESHIP PILOT AND SMUGGLER IT IS SOMETIMES BEST TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. BUT NOW I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE MY STORIES WITH YOU. I WORK FOR THE CORPORATION CALLED PARADISE INJECTIONS, WE MAKE BOOSTERS AND INJECT THEM INTO SPACE HAMSTERS BEFORE WE DELIVER TO OUR CUSTOMERS ALL OVER THE CLUSTER. WHERE THEY THEN TURN THEMSELVES INTO THE HAMSTER AND INJECT THEM INTO THEIR HEADS FOR EXTRA COMBAT SKILLZ.

BUT YEAH, MY FAVOURITE SPACESHIP BOAT IS THE TENGUI AND ANYTHING CALDARI. I DON'T FLY NONE OF THE PEASANT RACES SPACESHIPS FOR FEAR OF WHAT THE INTERIORS ARE LIKE. I LIKE ROCKETS TOO SO I TRAINED ROCKET SPECIALIZATION ALL THE WAY TO 5. FOR REAL, IT WAS MY FIRST EVER SKILL.

TENGUI


MY FRIEND MIURA BULL MADE ME MAKE THIS BLOG. HE IS A NEGATIVE TEN PIRATE WHO HAS A SHINY HEAD, SOMETIMES HE WEARS A HAT. I TOOK THE PICTURE BELOW WHEN HE WAS NOT LOOKING. I LIKE TO FLY WITH HIM SOMETIMES COS HE PLAYS SOME FUNKY BRUTOR TUNES OUT OF HIS SPACESHIPS.

MIURA BULL



SO THAT'S ME. FIRELIGHT MORGENSTERN, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

fIRE.

4 comments:

  1. Nice style of writing, hope to hear some of your adventures :)

    ps. Arrived here from Miura, so give hima big thanks :p

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  2. I like the CAPS and teh TENGUI. But I got to tell you: Minmatar Interiors are totally swank! Two bathrooms are not the exception!

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