Sunday 24 April 2011

How do you Justify a Drug Addiction?

BY STICKING MORE BOOSTERS IN YOUR HEAD THAT'S HOW. LOLOL. SERIOUSLY, I OFTEN GET ASKED BY POTENTIAL NEW CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE NOT INDULGED IN THE PLEASURABLE DELIGHTS OF COMBAT BOOSTER CONSUMPTION BEFORE, THE QUESTION OF 'ARE BOOSTERS WORTH IT'?

A what booster?


IS THE DIFFERENCE NOTICEABLE? DO THEY LAST LONG ENOUGH? IS THE PRICE OF THEM JUSTIFIABLE? ARE THE PENALTIES BAD? WILL I GROW EXTRA THUMBS? ETCETERA. ETCETERA.

WITHOUT DUMBFOUNDING MY READER WITH STATS AND NUMBERS AND FIGURES. WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE VARIABLE SITUATIONS. THE CYCLONE RUNNING A BLUE PILL AS WAVE AFTER WAVE OF ENEMIES BOUNCE OFF ITS NEVER-ENDING SHIELD BOOSTER, AS THE AUTOCANNONS ENHANCED WITH A TASTY LITTLE RED DROP BOOSTER TRACK AND BURN THROUGH THE FIELD.

Hmm tasty!


OK MAYBE I AM GETTING CARRIED AWAY A LITTLE. BUT THINK OF THE LITTLE BIT OF AN EXTRA 'EDGE' DURING BATTLE, IN A UNIVERSE WHERE A SINGLE PERCENT CAN BE THE DECIDING FACTOR BEHIND A KILL OR A LOSSMAIL.

THE FACTS ARE THAT THE COMBAT BOOSTER CAN AND DOES PLAY A VALUABLE ROLE IN YOUR PVP HABITS. WHEN YOU ARE NEXT ASKED THE QUESTION BY A SCEPTIC WHO HAS NOT ENTERED THE SHADY UNDERBELLY OF BOOSTER ABUSE, BE READY WITH THE ANSWER.

WHETHER YOUR BOOSTER IS GIVING YOU THAT LITTLE BIT MORE RANGE, REPPING POWER, TURRET ACCURACY, INVINCIBILITY. IT'S A NUMBERS GAME, THE MORE NUMBERS YOU HAVE THE MORE CHANCE YOU HAVE OF BEING A WINNER!

You! After your next booster hit.


YOU CAN WIN, AND YOU CAN WIN WITH PARADISE INJECTIONS AND OUR WIDE RANGE OF COMBAT BOOSTERS. ASK FOR A QUOTE TODAY. TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.

SYNTHS AVAILABLE FOR THOSE WIMPS OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION.

Paradise Injections fully trained nurse.


fIRE.

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