A short story about faction warfare

A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I SIGNED UP TO FW WITH THE AIM OF MAKING A BIT OF ISK ON THE SIDE RUNNING MISSIONS. MAYBE A BIT OF LOYALTY POINT PVP AND SOMETHING ELSE. WHUTEVER.

TODAY I DECIDED TO HEAD ON INTO MY NEW ADVENTURE WITH EYES WIDE OPEN.

MISSIONS WERE ACCEPTED AND WAYPOINTS SET.

I GOT HALFWAY TO THE FIRST WAYPOINT AND AFTER READING THE DESCRIPTION AGAIN CAME TO A RATHER RASH DECISION.

I DECIDED TO TURN MY SHIP AROUND AND HEAD BACK TO BASE WHERE I QUICKLY WITHDREW MY CORPORATION FROM THIS FALSE WAR.

I HAVE NEVER RUN A MISSION BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE EVE CAREER AND THE THOUGHT OF WASTING TIME RUNNING THEM FILLED ME WITH DREAD.

I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO THOSE WHO MANAGED TO FARM ISK ON A DAILY BASIS. I LASTED A TOTAL OF ABOUT 25 MINUTES BEFORE IT WORE ME DOWN AND I NEVER EVEN FIRED A SINGLE SHOT IN ANGER.

ANYBODY WANT TO BUY A CARACAL NAVY A CERBERUS AND A LOAD OF OLD BOMBERS?

:)


fIRE.

Friendly Space Mongolian

OUT AND ABOUT DOING ADVENTURES IN A BUZZARD WITH MY FRIEND I SPOT A RELATIVELY CAUTIOUS LITTLE LAMB IN LOCAL. HE OPENS UP A CONVO WITH ME.

Harry Gold > warning pirate in system
Firelight Morgenstern > hi

Firelight Morgenstern > I just reading local I was away from keys eating who was it haha?
Harry Gold > I do not know but it was - 10))
Harry Gold > be careful they can kill
Firelight Morgenstern > oh damn. evil pirates
Harry Gold > Yes I not play for that style haha )

Firelight Morgenstern > did you see a ship type? we could try kill it if it comes back?
Harry Gold > Excuse I dig)) to me in any way to be at war is against my principle)
Harry Gold > And a vessel did not see sorry
Firelight Morgenstern > yes war is bad

Harry Gold > You scan?
Firelight Morgenstern > I think someone scan for sites ?  this guy ? Phenob
Harry Gold > Sisters Core Scanner Probe* Yes likely
Firelight Morgenstern > I am waiting for wormhole friend to arrive from wormhole he bring gifts :)

Harry Gold > Well)
Firelight Morgenstern > it is a nice system out here some nice stars and planets
Harry Gold > I am here mine sites for best return of isk ))
Harry Gold > You understand me simply I not so well I talk on English)) enough
Firelight Morgenstern > I go quick check next door
Firelight Morgenstern > yes it ok :)
Firelight Morgenstern > I not english too
Harry Gold > where you come?
Harry Gold > *from?
Firelight Morgenstern > I am Mongolia you?
Harry Gold > Рэспубліка Беларусь
Harry Gold > Belarus ))
Firelight Morgenstern > no way!
Harry Gold > haha yes ?
Harry Gold > you know?
Firelight Morgenstern > yes very much my Uncle Boris he breed  Bactrian camels and drive them to Belarus
Harry Gold > haha
Harry Gold > that impress ))
Firelight Morgenstern > he caravan in winter :)
Firelight Morgenstern > it very cold now
Firelight Morgenstern > I have fire on :)
Harry Gold > haha you funny guy )))

Mooo.

Harry Gold > Imicus*  Fuzzrock
Firelight Morgenstern > ah okay
Harry Gold > Olastyr The friend?
Harry Gold > Miura Bull Here it!
Harry Gold > Miura Bull is the pirate he in system now!
Firelight Morgenstern > uh oh
Harry Gold > advise take cover
Harry Gold > he try kill me before I think
Firelight Morgenstern > cant find the ship on scan
Harry Gold > he has a Federation Navy Comet

Firelight Morgenstern > I think they all left system and left their probes on scan haha
Harry Gold > lol combat probes?
Firelight Morgenstern > hmm
Firelight Morgenstern > strange
Harry Gold > Has not understood? are you the combat probes?
Firelight Morgenstern > no not me friend I think they left them
Firelight Morgenstern > strange how they would leave the system and forget to take probes haha
Harry Gold > I think people are trying to kill me
Harry Gold > I while leave now good luck to you))!
Firelight Morgenstern > good luck friend from Belarussia
Harry Gold > by Mongolian o7



fIRE.

Everyday I'm warping sideways

Yep.


First in my Badger.

Then in my Tengui.

Quite disorienting.



fIRE.

I saw this guy right

 ... and he had this awesome bio.


and it made me lol.


for real.


like.


not even joking.




so

I thought I would share it here.

clicky

fIRE.

Player 3 has cut his hair

Since my last post way back in March, which wasn't really a post of any interest, more a pic. I have changed my image somewhat. My own Mother wouldn't have recognised me (if she hadn't have been kidnapped by those pirates and sold to a life of paperwork in a Caldari corporate office that is) or something.

Anyway, I'll keep my old pic on the blog bio, just in case CONCORD show up accusing me of using somebody else's pilot's licence.

Straight cut down to the bone. Clean shaven these days too. I heard that some ladies like that, non?

How you doin?

I hope to find some decent killmails soon too. I did pod some n00b who was loitering outside a station in Egbinger. Took home some bacon from the bounty office too.

Bounties. Looking through my old paperwork it seems I'm quite good at this actually. Same guy twice, notorious criminal type. Life is good, and why shouldn't it be? I'm a bounty hunter ... or am I?

Bounties are changing soon.


Maybe I could become a professional bounty hunter warrior type? I might see what the pension is like first.



fIRE.

A MINING NAVY MEGATHRON WHAT IS THIS?

I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PIC.

CLICK ME BIG ME

IF ONLY IT WASN'T IN HIGH-SEC! I TELL YOU, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT THIS. I SAT IN THE BELT AND WATCHED HIM FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES I WILL NEVER GET BACK. TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER I HAD A QUICK LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND CARRIED ON MY WAY.


fIRE.